This is a true story.
That promise comes from a real audit — a Go JSON library our founder maintained for a decade, a dependency of major cloud-native projects. It was silently losing data when saving a value into an array. The output was still valid JSON, so no test complained. A user caught it. One promise escaped even our audit — so we pinned it as a regression test and published the full postmortem.
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